Sticky Habit

For a softer touch they told me to use some lotion
With the way I use it, it gives me a different satisfaction
When I'm alone and I can't get some action
A handful of lotion will accompany an erection

Everyone agrees that stickiness is an issue
For my dilemma I always use a tissue
Cleaning and wiping off all the slimy goo
It's white and sticky, but it isn't glue

Sensual and erotic, a spread of sexy women
A copy of FHM allows me to see them
Ladies in thongs, or just their birthday suits again
Now all I need is some lotion, some tissue, and my FHM